August 2009
- 1. First!
- 2. In his defense, the fire extinguisher was actually invisible
- 3. I've always considered absurdists to be the trolls of the art world
- 4. Even though precalculus was my most fun class, I still didnt get very good grades in it
- 5. Dogwins Law: all relationships will always end in bestiality
- 6. See, he's normal, just like us
- 7. We were lower than Australia in fatness at one points
- 8. A metaphor for some of you
- 9. I still don't have any date requests
because of the Jews - 10. This is how I treat all my friends
- 11. LifeStory Pt. 1/3



